Odysseus rather annoys me with him walking on land all the time during the Trojan War, I have made my mind up that the next time he gets in a boat I will send him of coarse and extremely dangerous so he might die. If he is as good as people say he is he will survive. Wait, what’s this. Is he finally going in a boat after years, but where will I send him, I know. I will send him to the island where the Cyclops lives; perhaps it is called Cyclops Island.
So now I see that Odysseus is arriving at Cyclops Island. Good he is heading into my son Polyphemus’s cave; he will take care of Odysseus and his men. What is Odysseus waiting for, if he was smart he would just take the cattle and leave, but instead he is going to wait for Polyphemus to see if he can trade. Here comes Polyphemus now, he is going to eat them. Ok just pick Odysseus and finish this, no you just picked two of his men. I will just wait for the next day, and he picked another two of his men. Odysseus will get ate one of these days it is just a matter of time; I will just have to wait again. Ok Polyphemus is about to come home and eat people. Just pick Odysseus and be done, nope two more of his men. Odysseus is now giving him wine, what is this for. Oh he just stabbed him in his eye while he was drunk, and is now hiding under his sheep and riding away, and now sailing away while taunting Polyphemus.
Now Polyphemus wants me to curse Odysseus. Ok, Odysseus is now cursed to not return home for ten years and have the worst luck of any man that ever lived, and will be in the biggest amount of danger all the time, and hopefully he will die.
So now I see that Odysseus is arriving at Cyclops Island. Good he is heading into my son Polyphemus’s cave; he will take care of Odysseus and his men. What is Odysseus waiting for, if he was smart he would just take the cattle and leave, but instead he is going to wait for Polyphemus to see if he can trade. Here comes Polyphemus now, he is going to eat them. Ok just pick Odysseus and finish this, no you just picked two of his men. I will just wait for the next day, and he picked another two of his men. Odysseus will get ate one of these days it is just a matter of time; I will just have to wait again. Ok Polyphemus is about to come home and eat people. Just pick Odysseus and be done, nope two more of his men. Odysseus is now giving him wine, what is this for. Oh he just stabbed him in his eye while he was drunk, and is now hiding under his sheep and riding away, and now sailing away while taunting Polyphemus.
Now Polyphemus wants me to curse Odysseus. Ok, Odysseus is now cursed to not return home for ten years and have the worst luck of any man that ever lived, and will be in the biggest amount of danger all the time, and hopefully he will die.